Queen Seeks Careful Tenants
"Now" the Queen said, "we do need to set the right tone in describing the property".
The Press Secretary suppressed a yawn (successfully) and tore himself away from the Daily Mail with its Middle England preoccupations- Santa Claus (because he had a big fat stomach) was not to be emulated, health experts warned and actresses who had been at the Botox again.
"Of course - now, do we want to describe the delightful setting?" he asked "Look at what I found on the Internet - just to give you an idea " he laughed
'The property is nestled in a very big forest and it's filled with hundreds of olive"
The Queen smiled "Can't see the house for all the olives?"
"Sounds spooky" said the Prince Consort who had just skated in on his Heelys.
"There are some trees but we want to give the impression of light,shade and absolute silence" said the Queen
"How about this, the Press Secretary giggled 'there are numerous romantic nooks where one can relax or paint or write also in the olive groove"
"Grove, surely?" said the Queen
"Just a typo but I am afraid these Italian owners have not had the English checked by a native speaker"
"And they go on.... ' there are also some corner with a stone table ........ look is understated and stylish ... the residence is a light and charming traditional stone house in a cheerful high position".
They burst out laughing "Nothing like a cheerful highposition" PC guffawed.
'This is the best one I have found ... listen ... 'There is a big laundry to use to the guests with washing machine and dryer!"
"So, if you arrive all sweaty you will get a thorough wash 'n dry before being given the keys to the property! the Queen laughed.
"My favourite one though is the ad for a Rome hotel which states that it is in a 'Suggestive Palace of 1640'!
More info is on the site :- www.queeninitaly.com
The Press Secretary suppressed a yawn (successfully) and tore himself away from the Daily Mail with its Middle England preoccupations- Santa Claus (because he had a big fat stomach) was not to be emulated, health experts warned and actresses who had been at the Botox again.
"Of course - now, do we want to describe the delightful setting?" he asked "Look at what I found on the Internet - just to give you an idea " he laughed
'The property is nestled in a very big forest and it's filled with hundreds of olive"
The Queen smiled "Can't see the house for all the olives?"
"Sounds spooky" said the Prince Consort who had just skated in on his Heelys.
"There are some trees but we want to give the impression of light,shade and absolute silence" said the Queen
"How about this, the Press Secretary giggled 'there are numerous romantic nooks where one can relax or paint or write also in the olive groove"
"Grove, surely?" said the Queen
"Just a typo but I am afraid these Italian owners have not had the English checked by a native speaker"
"And they go on.... ' there are also some corner with a stone table ........ look is understated and stylish ... the residence is a light and charming traditional stone house in a cheerful high position".
They burst out laughing "Nothing like a cheerful highposition" PC guffawed.
'This is the best one I have found ... listen ... 'There is a big laundry to use to the guests with washing machine and dryer!"
"So, if you arrive all sweaty you will get a thorough wash 'n dry before being given the keys to the property! the Queen laughed.
"My favourite one though is the ad for a Rome hotel which states that it is in a 'Suggestive Palace of 1640'!
More info is on the site :- www.queeninitaly.com
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