Queena nd TomKat
"She's absolutely furious!"
"Who?"the Queen asked puzzled
"The Mayor of Bracciano, the town where TomKat tied the knot"
said the Press Secretary.
"Tomcat is a male cat" said PC with great emphasis.
"But that was not clarified in the Scientology wedding ceremony - 'perhaps a cat' - sex not specified" said the Queen.
"Anyway,why is the Mayor so upset?"
"First, she did not get an invite to the wedding and the Mayor of Rome did -so sour grapes there. Secondly , the town was besieged by paparazzi, traffic blocked and then TomKat did not even make an appearance or go on a walkabout- it could have really put Bracciano on the map and the residents might have got a little thrill- you know'Bracciano becomes a Hollywood Suburb'" said the Press Secretary.
"Instead, nobody appeared in the town - everybody arrived surrounded by bodyguards, portcullis up and all the town got to see were a few lousy fireworks and as it was a foggy evening, these were damp squibs. No flowers sent to the Mayor, no telegram of thanks" he continued. "And she was going to make them Honorary Citizens of Bracciano!"
"You know, I think the Mayor is right" the Queen said thoughtfully " They should have done a walkabout - I would have done - I have always respected my subjects- I mean people in general" she finished lamely.
The residents were pleased at least that when all the stars arrived, it was raining!"the Press Secretary laughed.
"At least Mrs Beckham's hat was useful - she was wearing what looked like a flying saucer !" sneered PC.
Visit the site :- www.queeninitaly.com
"Who?"the Queen asked puzzled
"The Mayor of Bracciano, the town where TomKat tied the knot"
said the Press Secretary.
"Tomcat is a male cat" said PC with great emphasis.
"But that was not clarified in the Scientology wedding ceremony - 'perhaps a cat' - sex not specified" said the Queen.
"Anyway,why is the Mayor so upset?"
"First, she did not get an invite to the wedding and the Mayor of Rome did -so sour grapes there. Secondly , the town was besieged by paparazzi, traffic blocked and then TomKat did not even make an appearance or go on a walkabout- it could have really put Bracciano on the map and the residents might have got a little thrill- you know'Bracciano becomes a Hollywood Suburb'" said the Press Secretary.
"Instead, nobody appeared in the town - everybody arrived surrounded by bodyguards, portcullis up and all the town got to see were a few lousy fireworks and as it was a foggy evening, these were damp squibs. No flowers sent to the Mayor, no telegram of thanks" he continued. "And she was going to make them Honorary Citizens of Bracciano!"
"You know, I think the Mayor is right" the Queen said thoughtfully " They should have done a walkabout - I would have done - I have always respected my subjects- I mean people in general" she finished lamely.
The residents were pleased at least that when all the stars arrived, it was raining!"the Press Secretary laughed.
"At least Mrs Beckham's hat was useful - she was wearing what looked like a flying saucer !" sneered PC.
Visit the site :- www.queeninitaly.com
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