Queen decides on transportation

The Queen switched on her computer, signed in for her e mail, typing in the username of 'lilibet_cheated' and then the password. She deleted a few spam items and then did a search for what she was looking for. After a few clicks, she had found what she wanted.

She gathered up the guide books and returned to the sitting room where the Press Secretary and PC were watching 'East Enders'.

"Found it" she said flopping down on the sofa.

"What have you found, dear?" said PC absently

"We are going to hire a scooter for moving around Rome - quite the best way to travel - just like Audrey Hepburn did in that wonderful film - so romantic!"

"You want me to be your Gregory Peck ?" joked PC

"Well, if you have nothing better to do..... look, this scooter hiring company is called 'Bici and Baci' (Bikes and Kisses!) - that is so romantic - they have an ad here in the guide book!"

The Press Secretary burst out laughing

"Now why on earth should the story of the creation with God
creating Adam on a scooter be good publicity for a scooter hire company?"

"And on the eighth day, God created a Vespa" the Queen laughed. They giggled a bit and agreed that it was the most original publicity they had ever seen.

"You will need a crash helmet - both of you actually" the Press Secretary warned.

"No problem, the man I spoke to on the phone said he would give us a 'casco' each. I will just slip it over my veil" the Queen laughed.

"And the Rome traffic- how on earth will you cope?"

"Don't forget, I drove an ambulance in the War!" she admonished him.

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