Queen and Mr. B's Knees!
They were looking at the news on the national network when
Romano Prodi appeared. He seemed to be suffering very badly from a bout of 'Jowltitis'- words lost in the ample jowls, incapacity of finishing sentences within a reasonable length of time. There was a long explanation about the Budget which was having a stormy passage through the Senate and the Lower House.
"Mr. B. has had a knee operation- he claims he was up on his feet, only 24 hours after the anesthetic and this beat many footballers who have had the same operation because they took four days!"
"Thats's normal, isn't it for man who claims he has a biological age of 35" the Queen said crossly.
"Let's decide the date for our trip to Rome"said the Queen , reaching for the espresso coffee pot and pouring herself her third coffee that morning.
"Any date except 2nd December"said the Press Secretary.
"And what is wrong with 2nd December?" she asked
"That is the big day fo MR. B's March on Rome' in protest against the Prodi government - there will be thousands and thousands of people there so the city will grind to a halt" said the Press Secretary.
"Wheelchair or crutches ?" teased the Queen smiling.
"I could give him my pair of Heelys" the Prince Consort said and they burst out laughing.
"Not a bad idea, actually- he might damage his other knee and might have to retire from politics!" said the Queen gleefully.
Mr. Prodi reappeared again on the News saying that the Italian people had gone mad and were not prepared to tighten their belts and think of the future of the country.
"Whatever the future, I really do think Mr. Prodi needs a complete restyling" the Queen said thoughfully.
Don't forget to visit the website for more details on what the Queen is up to:-
www.queeninitaly.com
Romano Prodi appeared. He seemed to be suffering very badly from a bout of 'Jowltitis'- words lost in the ample jowls, incapacity of finishing sentences within a reasonable length of time. There was a long explanation about the Budget which was having a stormy passage through the Senate and the Lower House.
"Mr. B. has had a knee operation- he claims he was up on his feet, only 24 hours after the anesthetic and this beat many footballers who have had the same operation because they took four days!"
"Thats's normal, isn't it for man who claims he has a biological age of 35" the Queen said crossly.
"Let's decide the date for our trip to Rome"said the Queen , reaching for the espresso coffee pot and pouring herself her third coffee that morning.
"Any date except 2nd December"said the Press Secretary.
"And what is wrong with 2nd December?" she asked
"That is the big day fo MR. B's March on Rome' in protest against the Prodi government - there will be thousands and thousands of people there so the city will grind to a halt" said the Press Secretary.
"Wheelchair or crutches ?" teased the Queen smiling.
"I could give him my pair of Heelys" the Prince Consort said and they burst out laughing.
"Not a bad idea, actually- he might damage his other knee and might have to retire from politics!" said the Queen gleefully.
Mr. Prodi reappeared again on the News saying that the Italian people had gone mad and were not prepared to tighten their belts and think of the future of the country.
"Whatever the future, I really do think Mr. Prodi needs a complete restyling" the Queen said thoughfully.
Don't forget to visit the website for more details on what the Queen is up to:-
www.queeninitaly.com
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