Queen,chicken and Flat Daddies

It was still hot -about 30 degrees and the Queen was missing the lovely cool hills around Balmoral where she would normally walk the dogs and do other country pursuits. They still had a few acres of woodland here at the Gubbio Castle but it just wasn't the same!
That morning, they were talking in a desultory way and the Queen had to admit that Maria's Shepherd's Pie had not quite come up to scratch so she was feeling a little cross and more than homesick.
"Perhaps we should widen our horizons and branch out to other areas of the Mediterranean - Morocco for instance" the Press Secretary said.
" I cannot see how Marocco can persuade the Tories to have a new referendum on the monarchy in NERD" the Queen said a little perplexed.
"Oh no, I was thinking of food - I could make you spicy Moroccan chicken with couscous" he said.
"He hasn't chickened out yet" said PC sarcastically.
"Just look at this" the Press Secretary said excitedly- "the US National Guard has had a wonderful idea of issuing families of servicemen serving in Iraq, with life-size cut-out photographs of their loved ones,to help them through the stress caused by their absence. The scheme is called Flat Daddies"
"I have heard of everything now" said the Queen in a tired voice.
"But hold on......... you know this could help us!" she said excitedly.
"And where do Flat Daddies fit in?" asked PC.
"Under the stairs - anyway I will tell you later after we have had this lovely chicken" the Queen smiled.
Visit :- www.queeninitaly.com for more on what the Queen is doing