Queen sets up an estore

"Now , I want the Flat Queens on the home page and then all the other products on the second page" said the Queen sharply.
The webmaster shuddered and set to work.
"Do you need to update the home page in any way?" he asked politely.
"Yes, we are letting out the stables to decent monarchists- put in 'Share the Royals' Exile in delightful setting' - there is a photograph as well. You can leave the bit about our plans for a triumphant return. The other things we are selling are :- 'Life is too short for bad coffee' cushions, Italian espresso coffee, travel books on Italy, rapid Italian course. I am so glad we have done a deal with the Italian Tourist Board- they will be flocking to Italy in their droves".
The Press Secretary suddenly said
"I have finally managed to get a copy of the undergrond magazine 'Royals who Stayed' - you know it is banned in NERD"
She looked at him over her large glasses and said
"Of course I knew that- democracy and the free press are dead now in NERD- what is this issue about?"
"You grandson Harry and all his secret trips to South Africato see his girfriend - she will now be studying at Bristol University- Nice photo of him with a fun T shirt with 'Stylin' onthe back"
"Stylin'?" she asked puzzled
"Means 'I'm on to a good thing!"