Queen asks about the rapper Rhymefest

She came in from deadheading in the garden- she had finished all the lantanas -they might produce a few more flowers before autumn really set in. She flung down her headscarf on the hall table. It lay there, shimmering silk with the rather silly design of stirrups and reins which conjured up glorious Ascot days.
"I cannot understand all this rapper business- I saw in the Middel English bible that David Cameron is planning a meeting with a certain Chicago rapper called Rhymefest".
"Rhymefest - just love their lyrics - lots of 'gangsta' stuff, murder music and knife culture" said PC gloating over his wife's ignorance.
"And what, may I ask has that got to do the Tory party and their solid oak tree logo ?" she asked a little tetchily.
"Oh just trying to win over the younger voters- actually Rhymefest has invited him and I quote 'I invite you to sit down and have a cup of tea and talk to a real rapper and learn that rapper music is more than murder music and knife culture' said the Press Secretary. He thought this might be a better topic than a TAT (Tirade against Tessa) or BBB (Blame Bolshie Blair) so was quite happy to pursue it.
"Actually knowing some of the lyrics, he will have quite a job and they might need more than a few cups of tea" said the Press Secretary noting that the Queen had lost interest.
"Look at this - Lady Macca has accused your Sir Paul of attacking her with a broken wine glass and trying to strangle her as well" said PC.
"Sounds like a rapper lyric to me" laughed the Press Secretary.

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